They'd have a COW.
Which is a much bigger deal in India.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 6
"I bet Leonard never tipped a COW
over on himself."
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 9
They threw a COW pie at you,
so you decided to kill them all?
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 6
Now, while commonly known as a COW catcher,
I prefer the more accurate "COW exploder."
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 21
Ever since that great COW
brought you back to the capital.
Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 4